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mkinyon
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new title for Phillip
posted Wednesday, December 28, 2005 - 02:57 AM (#31157)
Clearly, Phillip needs a title more appropriate to this venue than "Chief Goatherd". What are your suggestions?
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Teledildonix
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Re: new title for Phillip (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, December 28, 2005 - 03:46 AM (#31158)
  • General Tso
  • Exalted Dumpling
  • Foghorn Leghorn
  • Keeper of the Cheese (or perhaps Lemon Merchant, depending on how you feel about that episode of Ren & Stimpy)
  • Self-Transforming Machine Elf
  • Moltar (but then who would be Zorak?)
  • Man behind the Curtain
Or perhaps he could just be Phillip, and most of us could continue spelling his name incorrectly half the time anyway. Who knows?... maybe he likes being chief goatherd.

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mkinyon
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Re: new title for Phillip (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, December 28, 2005 - 12:28 PM (#31160)
In Response to Teledildonix (#31158):

Excellent ideas, as usual...

Foghorn Leghorn

Or maybe "Dog" or "Henery Hawk", depending on how Phillip sees his role.

My only idea was "Fred", who was also an assistant of a famous chicken [toonopedia.com]. There does seem to be a certain resemblance between Phillip and Fred. However, I doubt Henry Cabot Henhouse III was a Satanist, so maybe the comparison falls apart.

maybe he likes being chief goatherd

Who wouldn't?

but then who would be Zorak?

Don Messick, of course.
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