New T-Shirt Ideas

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I think it's hard to express the kind of humor this site trafficks in with one strip. (Although, if you could, it would be this one [megagamerz.com].)

I would be more interested in a shirt that just had the gamerz with no text (like their poses in this one [megagamerz.com]). Or perhaps just a white shirt with gamer2's clock on it. So I can look like I'm wearing a clock too. Kinda like those tudexo t-shirts? Those are classy.

I would purchase a shirt based on the last frame of this strip: http://www.megagamerz.com/comix/0510/mg051007.jpg

I want one that says "Bird Anger" on it, with appropriate illustration.

If you are going to do a single character with a single line, I would recommend either:

1. The future is so bright that I have got to wear shades (http://www.megagamerz.com/archive/051026.html [megagamerz.com])
2. I am totally rocking out on my electric sardine (http://www.megagamerz.com/archive/051019.html [megagamerz.com])
3. Band X rocked out like a masturbating unicorn on oxycontin (http://www.megagamerz.com/archive/051006.html [megagamerz.com])
4. Nature digs an even ratio of elephants to space pilots (http://www.megagamerz.com/archive/051005.html [megagamerz.com])

But I'm certainly not promising to buy one...

Wow... I would totally dig a "Dingo For President. Why the Hell Not?" shirt. That would kick some serious behind. Though, it's not particularly timely at the moment... it still is highly amusing.

I would also enjoy:
a) "Jack Thompson Killed the Dinosaurs" or something similiar from that strip http://www.megagamerz.com/archive/051018.html

b) "BEWARE THE VENGEFUL CLOISTER-DWELLING TRANSVESTITE GOD. I MEAN URANUS. I HAD MEANT TO SAY URANUS." from http://www.megagamerz.com/archive/050825.html Though I'm not not sure such a line would be meaningful/humorous to someone who doesn't read the strip.

In Response to Krendal (#30218):

I think that the single best line from a megagamerz strip (to go on a shirt) is "this is an iconic pose", from part 4 of 'taking refuge with pisarro' (http://www.megagamerz.com/archive/050728.html)

I promise to buy one of these if you make them. but only if they are available in black. after all, like the overclocked lemon, i am a creature of the night. plus i look bad in light colors.

I second the masturbating unicorn on oxycontin shirt.

how about one that says "I hereby challenge God to a fistfight"
from http://www.megagamerz.com/archive/050830.html

"Jack Thompson Donkey-Punched His Own Mother For A Croissant!"

Would be the shirt for me, although any of the Jack Thompson jokes would be great.

I rather enjoy, and would fully be willing to wear:

Thank you centrifugal force. Thank you. (http://www.megagamerz.com/archive/051102.html)

This ENTIRE strip, because there really is no context for the quotes outside of it. Although just the last panel would be interesting.
(http://www.megagamerz.com/archive/051017.html)

The last panel from this one. "Remember only you can stop zombie Sonny Bono." "You or a laser robot."
(http://www.megagamerz.com/archive/051012.html)

Also the last panel from this one.
'Satan is my lord and master.""Satan is my lord and master."
(http://www.megagamerz.com/archive/050919.html)

"With great power comes a whole lot of stabbing."
(http://www.megagamerz.com/archive/050831.html)

"Quit bogarting the Marty."
(http://www.megagamerz.com/archive/050824.html)

"Marty would have slaughtered everyone in this room for a cigarette."
(http://www.megagamerz.com/archive/050816.html)

The second panel from this one, preferably with the whole explosion behind Gamer 2's head. "The space waffle is delicious and also angry." "Angry with flavor!"
(http://www.megagamerz.com/archive/050810.html)

"My colon is impacted with wisdom."
(http://www.megagamerz.com/archive/050725.html)

"Pain is the new black." On a black shirt, probably. I mean, come on.
(http://www.megagamerz.com/archive/050715.html)

"It is like you have mixed a mojito of joy in my heart."
(http://www.megagamerz.com/archive/050712.html)

"I am descended from a proud line of dental assassins."
(http://www.megagamerz.com/archive/050707.html)

I also second the transvestite god and self immolation shirts, and third the Band X shirt.

In Response to fenixarcane (#30264):

Hmm... Zombie Sonny Bono shirt would be pretty sweet. As would several of those just mentioned.

But actually, despite my own suggestions, I now thing the ones I would most like to purchase if they were made would be "I Hereby Challenge God to a Fistfight" "Dingo for President - Why the Hell Not?" or something about Jack Thompson.

But many people have mentioned very amusing, highly wearable shirts sure to confuse and bewilder innocent passersby (which is really the best thing about such shirts, IMO).