Welcome Emperor Blar K'Tath (It Is Mandatory)

He reminds me of the babe..

Uranus.

I had meant to say Uranus.

In Response to zamphir (#29418):

Hail, ye artisan-made-torus-shaped-pastries lover. Maybe he was born doughnut-shaped with icing under him (as is due a judge executioner).

Hi Blar. May I borrow your vest?

In Response to Rich (#29438):

D'ya think it's made from real gorilla chest?

In Response to zamphir (#29439):

Authentic Irish setter, I'd wager.

Applaud and hail Blar K'Tath! Malice World is not worthy of thee!

We share your joy for the most luscious of treats-- as we, too, are lovers of homemade donuts... glistening, moist, puckering, quivering homemade donuts!

We also appreciate pastry donuts. Hail and good day. Good luck with all the destroying, and the fearifying, and the flaven.

Hello Blar. Are your horns detachable, as I would like to borrow them on Friday nights at 8pm.

In Response to reoffender12 (#29461):

Damn you and reminding me of King Missile's one pop hit.

In Response to zamphir (#29467):

My detachable penes make me genki. Tentacoo wape now!

This is starting to be confusing... Are presidential dingoes the coming apocalypse? Blar K'Tath seems like a cool guy, but dingoes... I'm a dingo-hater. Spread the hate!

In Response to zamphir (#29467):

I can think of at least one other.

In Response to tynic (#29484):

I can think of at least one other.
Bah. You don't listen to music, what do you know?

Also, I can think of many King Missle songs. But I can think of only one that MTV ever played.

But then again, I stopped watching MTV. So maybe they played one after that.

In Response to zamphir (#29486):

Bah. You don't listen to music, what do you know?

I have this image of Evil Space Overlord Zamphir waving his hand dismissively at Valiant Space Ranger Tynic as he says that.

In my head, it was not long after he bellowed, "Guards! Seize her!" and a little before he purred, "Of course, you need not be executed! You may rule the Universe beside me ... as my bride! BWAHAHAHAHA!!"
 

In Response to gtyrrell (#29494):

Evil Space Overlord Zamphir

Played in your mind, no doubt, by Jon Lovitz [imdb.com].

Bastard.

In Response to gtyrrell (#29494):

Actually, I did once title myself Empress of Space. I forget why, now. However, I think we all know that I rule alone.

I'd probably allow zamphir to be a sadistic prison guard*. He'd torment the prisoners with horribly convoluted 'jokes'.

*I'm thinking The Three Musketeers (Kiefer Sutherland version). You know the bit I mean.

In Response to tynic (#29508):

I'm thinking The Three Musketeers (Kiefer Sutherland version).

God, you're lazy [imdb.com]. (yes, yes, I know. Why shouldn't you be, when I'll do your work for you?)

But, alas, in this one moment, in this rarest of days... I forget the scene you mean.

In Response to zamphir (#29496):

Played in your mind, no doubt, by Jon Lovitz

No, no, it was you, Z, with perhaps a tinge of Gorzo the Mighty [theonion.com].
 

In Response to gtyrrell (#29520):

gorzo the mighyt is a sensative artest