Due to popular demand, we're offering a brand-new t-shirt featuring everyone's favorite reprobate, Marty! These will be on pre-order for two weeks, which is industry shorthand for "don't hold your breath".
During the pre-order period, we're making these available in the lovely tie-dye stylings of our hardcore Purple Haze edition as well. Get 'em now before they're gone, man.
Also, if you are a lady, Marty also parties on boobies. Marty is an equal-opportunity partier.
POLL: Who parties hardier than Marty?
| 49% (154) | Nobody, that's who | |
| 50% (155) | All of the above |
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