Due to popular demand, we're offering a brand-new
t-shirt featuring everyone's favorite reprobate, Marty! These will be on pre-order for two weeks, which is industry shorthand for "don't hold your breath".
During the pre-order period, we're making these available in the lovely tie-dye stylings of our hardcore
Purple Haze edition as well. Get 'em now before they're gone, man.
Also, if you are a lady, Marty also parties on
boobies. Marty is an equal-opportunity partier.
POLL: Who parties hardier than Marty?
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49% (154) |
Nobody, that's who |
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50% (155) |
All of the above |
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