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POLL RESULTS: That A Horse Penis In My Colon Or Are You Just Happy To See Me: (6 comments)

POLL: That A Horse Penis In My Colon Or Are You Just Happy To See Me

Friday, August 12, 2005 - 09:32 AM

Apparently horse rape really is a problem for some folks. Where are the congressional investigation committees when you really need them?
POLL: Horse Rape:
 
1% (4) A big problem
 
57% (134) A huge, throbbing problem
 
40% (95) Oh my god
233 people have voted in this poll. (This poll is not active.)
Rich
Rich



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Re: Is That A Horse Penis In My Colon Or Are You J (Score: 1)
posted Friday, August 12, 2005 - 12:03 PM (#28813)
Congress is a bunch of horses asses. The only one who moght be interested in investigation is Barney Frank [house.gov].
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gtyrrell


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Re: Is That A Horse Penis In My Colon Or Are You J (Score: 1)
posted Friday, August 12, 2005 - 02:58 PM (#28817)
In Response to Rich (#28813):

Or Rick Santorum [google.com].
 
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Teledildonix
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Re: Is That A Horse Penis In My Colon Or Are You J (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, August 16, 2005 - 09:57 PM (#28873)
In Response to Rich (#28813):

Why would Frank be interested? Santorum is the only congressperson recently to make absurd public comments about bestiality. What does Frank have to do with a horse's penis?
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Rich
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Re: Is That A Horse Penis In My Colon Or Are You J (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, August 17, 2005 - 12:11 PM (#28894)
In Response to Teledildonix (#28873):

Why would Frank be interested?

He might like one in him.

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Teledildonix
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Re: Is That A Horse Penis In My Colon Or Are You J (Score: 0, Obnoxious)
posted Wednesday, August 17, 2005 - 04:30 PM (#28908)
In Response to Rich (#28894):

Congratulations. You've now made the same sort of senseless statement as Santorum did, conflating homosexuality with beastiality. This makes about as much sense as the conflation of immobility with unintelligibility, or the conflation of heterosexuality with barbarity... i.e., none!

Santorum's public remarks resulted in a campaign to intentionally associate his name with something unrelated and unliked. This is mean, and sort of childish in its retaliatory nature-- but not totally undeserved. I'm not going to suggest that the same thing be done with your name, because i find no satisfaction in retribution. But it wouldn't be completely unfair.

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d33r60y


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Is That A Rich In My Tele Or Are You Jesus (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, August 17, 2005 - 05:04 PM (#28913)
In Response to Teledildonix (#28908):

You cuz, I gots some Rich in my teledidonicks. NAsty.
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