I, too, crave the sweet taste of donuts.

But I'm not a male librarian.

My office always has donuts on Friday.

It's Friday.

yay for donuts!

I wish I had an office.

In Response to SugarRushReject (#28684):

I get donuts everyday, but they suck. Those donuts make me so mad.

We never get doughnuts.

On Wednesdays and Fridays we get free beer, though.

That's probably better.

In Response to tynic (#28694):

On Wednesdays and Fridays we get free beer, though.

You're at uni. It don't count.

In Response to zamphir (#28696):

Never turn down free beer, no matter how cheap.

In Response to Rich (#28697):

Never turn down free beer, no matter how cheap.

Remind me to ship you a case of Grain Belt one day.

In Response to zamphir (#28696):

Doesn't cound because I'm a student, or do you mean academics don't count? Because, you know, the people who actually work here get free beer too.

I also get astonishingly cheap cola.

In Response to tynic (#28707):

I mean both.

Academentia is not the real world, ergo it doesn't count. No, not even the maths group.

In Response to zamphir (#28708):

No, not even the maths group.

Don't you mean especially not?

In Response to zamphir (#28708):

It's still free beer.

In Response to tynic (#28721):

It's still free beer.

Nahh. It only seems that way. It may be "free" as in "free beer", and it may be true that bier macht frei, but it's not "free" as in "free speech".

In Response to zamphir (#28725):

but it's not "free" as in "free speech".

So it's genuinely free, then, as opposed to a nominally protected ideal which actually has severe restrictions?

In Response to tynic (#28757):

So it's genuinely free, then, as opposed to a nominally protected ideal which actually has severe restrictions?

Well, ideally beer is free.

But freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose, and if you've got a beer in front of you, you've obviously got something to lose.

Mainly the beer, because it sure ain't gonna drink itself.

In Response to zamphir (#28758):

dude that has to be free cuz america is number one and we are going to stop the terrorsts they hippies and other communists all try to nok bush odwn but we gotta support the troops and if your not then you are fighting 4 bin ladan and the terrorsts. we gotta stop the next attack b4 it gets us first - you saw it in london but that cannot in america because they are scared of bush!!!!!:)

In Response to d33r60y (#28759):

I think deerboy's hit the nail on the head here.

In Response to tynic (#28763):

He's hit something.

Very hard.

In Response to tynic (#28763):

who the frunk is "deerboy"? Yo, the only things I'm hitting is the ass of some terrorsts!

Yo, and you gotta integrate that festivity retention rate to make winter in August!

In Response to d33r60y (#28768):

who the frunk is "deerboy"?

You mean you aren't Deerboy [goats.com], Deergoy?

You talk just like him, so I'm surprised you aren't the same guy!

In Response to d33r60y (#28768):

you gotta integrate that festivity retention rate to make winter in August!

lololz! etc.

In Response to tynic (#28771):

yo oz biznatch, get yer holliday tempature sign conventions rghit while u r attit.

Le'ts not talk about the unichs.

yo thats me on hte last post . ubtt y cnat I reply to it. ?WTF. no haxxors here!?! I got a job for all of you at micropussy!!!!

In Response to 4n0n l0053r (#28773):

And you even post at the same time as deerboy. coincidence?

In Response to unFalln (#28776):

i said ti was me, moxxor foxxor, not that ^|\|()|\| |\|(X)G.

In Response to d33r60y (#28778):

Regardless, all three of you posted at approximately the same time.

PS I could reply, what's wrong with you?

In Response to unFalln (#28783):

whzts wrong with me, wht z wrongf wit u, bitxx!@