All right, armyites, it's time for chaos! Time for you to go out into the world and spread the gospel of MegaGAMERZ 3133t! I want each of you to force five of your friends to visit the site, and then have each of them force five of their friends to visit the site. Imagine all the pain you will cause!
If you do this, I will not kill anyone you know. Plus, if any of you do something totally amazing to get us some bitchin' publicity (link from huge-ass site, blimp comics, etc), we will gift to you, free of charge, one
File a Motion for Anarchy shirt, which you have been wanting anyway but are too cheap to buy.
Go, Armyites, go! Smite with prejudice!