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POLL: Welcome To My Kick-Ass Comic Strip

in Housekeeping by diablo

Monday, July 11, 2005 - 10:01 AM

Welcome, everybody! This is MegaGamerz, which is my comic strip on the internet. It is about gamers, so I know you will like it! Please tell your friends to purchase the associated merchandise.

MegaGamerz is kind of like webcomics haiku. I've eliminated all that pesky plot, characterization and artwork in order to make room for pure cadence and zazz. If you read it every day of your life you will find yourself becoming more and more beloved by those around you. I will be publishing new strips every day, Monday through Friday, which means you should be studying the archives extra-hard on the weekends.

Anyway, this week I will be appearing at the Comic-Con, which is mostly nerds but some girls, too. So come see me there! I will be hanging with my homies at the Dumbrella table, which is numbered 1434. See you there!
POLL: Why is Diablo so great?
 
 34% (32) Huge pectoral muscles
 
 24% (23) Winning smile
 
 40% (38) Knowledgeable about world events
93 people have voted in this poll. (This poll is not active.)
diablo
diablo


From: Wherever there is danger

Posts: 36

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Re: Welcome To My Kick-Ass Comic Strip (Score: 1, Informative)
posted Monday, July 11, 2005 - 10:11 AM (#28338)
By the way, my pecs really are pretty big. You can feel them at the convention if you ask nicely.
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diablo
diablo


From: Wherever there is danger

Posts: 36

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Re: Welcome To My Kick-Ass Comic Strip (Score: 1)
posted Monday, July 11, 2005 - 03:18 PM (#28343)
Please, people! Get in line! All of you visiting our website at once may "Slashdot" it, I fear! You will all get a chance to read my hilarious comics, but only if we remember the rules of civilized society.
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zamphir
zamphir


Posts: 54

Registered:
Sep 2000
Re: Welcome To My Kick-Ass Comic Strip (Score: 3, Pathetic)
posted Monday, July 11, 2005 - 05:21 PM (#28344)
In Response to diablo (#28338):

Those aren't pecs.

You're a chicken.

Those are BREASTS.

DIABLO's GOT BOOOBIES!@!!!111!!
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unFalln
unFalln


From: ewtbacka straya

Posts: 18

Registered:
Jul 2002
Re: Welcome To My Kick-Ass Comic Strip (Score: 3, Intriguing)
posted Monday, July 11, 2005 - 08:16 PM (#28346)
In Response to zamphir (#28344):

But chickens do not get breast cancer#@!liftoff
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phillip
phillip
Chief Goatherd

Posts: 5

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Jul 2000
Re: Welcome To My Kick-Ass Comic Strip (Score: 2)
posted Monday, July 11, 2005 - 08:33 PM (#28347)
diablo should be very sad that so far no one thinks he has a winning smile.
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zamphir
zamphir


Posts: 54

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Re: Welcome To My Kick-Ass Comic Strip (Score: 1)
posted Monday, July 11, 2005 - 09:38 PM (#28348)
In Response to phillip (#28347):

Chickens don't have lips!
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Teledildonix
Teledildonix


From: among Bellinghamsters

Posts: 17

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Jan 2003
Re: Welcome To My Kick-Ass Comic Strip (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, July 12, 2005 - 04:12 AM (#28357)
In Response to zamphir (#28348):

Isn't it rather unusual for a cock to have breasts?
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Nagy_Vilmos


From: In a dark basement eating jellybabies

Posts: 5

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Oct 2000
Re: Welcome To My Kick-Ass Comic Strip (Score: 2, Compelling)
posted Tuesday, July 12, 2005 - 05:32 AM (#28358)
It's about time your avian skills were given a real outlet.

Just keep your son's filthy wings away from here and I'm sure it'll be the success you deserve.
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Nagy_Vilmos


From: In a dark basement eating jellybabies

Posts: 5

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Re: Welcome To My Kick-Ass Comic Strip (Score: 2, Insightful)
posted Tuesday, July 12, 2005 - 05:35 AM (#28359)
In Response to Teledildonix (#28357):

Diablo would be more unusual if he DIDN'T have a breast. I guess we know who didn't pay attention in Bioligy classes
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unFalln
unFalln


From: ewtbacka straya

Posts: 18

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Jul 2002
Re: Welcome To My Kick-Ass Comic Strip (Score: 2, Informative)
posted Tuesday, July 12, 2005 - 06:29 AM (#28360)
In Response to Nagy_Vilmos (#28359):

Don't worry, Tel* just got confused and thought we were talking about diablo being a penis.
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zamphir
zamphir


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Re: Welcome To My Kick-Ass Comic Strip (Score: 2, Pathetic)
posted Tuesday, July 12, 2005 - 08:14 AM (#28361)
In Response to unFalln (#28360):

diablo being a penis.

PENIZZZ!!11!

Diablo's got Booobies and a k'thwang!

Hermaphroditz got no ritez!

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mcgrue


Posts: 1

Registered:
Aug 2002
Re: Welcome To My Kick-Ass Comic Strip (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, July 12, 2005 - 08:57 AM (#28363)
In Response to zamphir (#28361):

Ain't no thang but a chicken wang.
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Rich
Rich


From: Shores of Connecticut

Posts: 27

Registered:
Sep 2000
Re: Welcome To My Kick-Ass Comic Strip (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, July 12, 2005 - 01:54 PM (#28364)
But I came here for your knowledge of world events.

What's the latest on the tsunami ravaged islands?
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Grimicus


Posts: 1

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Nov 2001
Your poll splode! (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, July 12, 2005 - 01:58 PM (#28365)
Don't know if there is any way to deal with this, but I voted twice, once before I logged in and then again afterwards.
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Teledildonix
Teledildonix


From: among Bellinghamsters

Posts: 17

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Re: Welcome To My Kick-Ass Comic Strip (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, July 12, 2005 - 02:36 PM (#28367)
In Response to Nagy_Vilmos (#28359):

we know who didn't pay attention in Bioligy [sic]

Yes. Yes, we do.

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gtyrrell


Posts: 25

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Jul 2004
Re: Welcome To My Kick-Ass Comic Strip (Score: 2, Intriguing)
posted Tuesday, July 12, 2005 - 05:57 PM (#28368)
In Response to zamphir (#28344):

Wouldn't those be "breasticles"?
 
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unFalln
unFalln


From: ewtbacka straya

Posts: 18

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Jul 2002
Re: Your poll splode! (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, July 12, 2005 - 08:46 PM (#28371)
In Response to Grimicus (#28365):

Same here, but before I even arrived, the voting was skewed biasedly toward the pulsating pectorals.
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tynic
tynic


From: Over There

Posts: 17

Registered:
Sep 2003
Re: Your poll splode! (Score: 2, Insightful)
posted Wednesday, July 13, 2005 - 12:24 AM (#28372)
In Response to unFalln (#28371):

As if you didn't create a dozen new accounts purely for the purposes of rigging the vote system.

I know you.

Also, I voted for 'Winning smile', but only because I have a thing for toothless avian grimaces. It's a bit kinky.

PS this place is more lively than goats. That's pretty sad. We should get things going again with a pornographic photography competition.
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unFalln
unFalln


From: ewtbacka straya

Posts: 18

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Jul 2002
A dozen new accounts (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, July 13, 2005 - 01:43 AM (#28374)
In Response to tynic (#28372):

I almost got busted for that back at goats, but they seem to have taken on their own personalities (specifically a computer with a john ashcroft screensaver and a small child), so it's all okay now.

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zamphir
zamphir


Posts: 54

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Sep 2000
Re: Your poll splode! (Score: 0, Stupid)
posted Wednesday, July 13, 2005 - 05:58 AM (#28376)
In Response to tynic (#28372):

We should get things going again with a pornographic photography competition.
PIXPLZTHX!!!11!ROFLMGO!!!three-point-spin

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unFalln
unFalln


From: ewtbacka straya

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Re: Your poll splode! (Score: 2, Insightful)
posted Wednesday, July 13, 2005 - 09:30 AM (#28377)
In Response to zamphir (#28376):

After 5+ years having to conform to the pedantic, cyincal nature of the goats forums, Zam* is finally able to reconnect with his true self that has been buried back in real-life for so long.
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jettaboy20


Posts: 5

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Nov 2002
Re: Your poll splode! (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, July 13, 2005 - 02:54 PM (#28391)
In Response to unFalln (#28377):

He was obviously very oppressed.
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zamphir
zamphir


Posts: 54

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Re: Your poll splode! (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, July 13, 2005 - 04:40 PM (#28403)
In Response to unFalln (#28377):

After 5+ years having to conform to the pedantic, cyincal nature of the goats forums

s/conform/define/
s/cyincal/urtsuX0r!/

Zam* is finally able to reconnect with his true self
Why choose one?

ROFLYAO&($*&(!!@#(
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unFalln
unFalln


From: ewtbacka straya

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Re: Your poll splode! (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, July 13, 2005 - 09:24 PM (#28414)
In Response to zamphir (#28403):

your in megagamerz territry now. show respect for your higher karmaed.
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tynic
tynic


From: Over There

Posts: 17

Registered:
Sep 2003
Re: Your poll splode! (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, July 13, 2005 - 11:03 PM (#28423)
In Response to zamphir (#28403):

ROFLYAO

Rolling on the floor laughing YOUR arse off?

Well, the attempt is appreciated. My bottom could do with some external reduction initiative.
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