I don't normally pimp other people's merchandise, but it looks like Jon is selling action figures of yours truly. Go buy one!

Megagamerz is back, in rerun form! The strip will begin again; each day we'll show the episode that appeared here one year earlier. It's like riding a rollercoaster for the first time, all over again!

	12% (32)	Of Course
	22% (57)	Most Definitely
	65% (166)	I Have To Check With My Mother First

Well, Internet Friends, the time has come: Megagamerz is at an end. It was a fun little jaunt, to be certain, and I hope you enjoyed it too.

A printed version of the strip will be along shortly, so you can carry around the complete work while you weep for its departure.

Thanks for all your support and kind words over the past year!

	48% (238)	Too awesome to live
	14% (70)	Cancer of the punchline
	20% (101)	Not enough clip-art on the internet
	5% (27)	Fate
	10% (50)	Cookies

Hope you like it, folks, this will not end well.

Listen up, kids, this is important.

I need to know this for realz.

	27% (68)	Hell Yes
	41% (101)	Only if it had eight or nine bonus comic strips in it
	30% (75)	No, that is preposterous

 Today's comic offering is concerned with the fishapod (a.k.a. the tiktaalik). The Fishapod is undeniably sweet. As the forebearer of every land animal in existence today, the Fishpod has ultimate street cred and should immediately be elected President. Only Fishapod can govern all land-dwellers fairly. Only Fishapod has the experience and the know-how to get the job done right.

	9% (21)	Yes
	72% (156)	Hell Yes
	17% (37)	No because I am stupid

Friday's strip is going out to all my homies on the internet. You know who you are. WEBCOMICS 4EVA!

No, seriously, you all suck. Including you. It had to be said. Consider this my Webcomics Manifesto.

I know I've been gone, my lovelies, but I managed to shake some bad things off my coattails and now I'm back in business. I know I've been ignoring you, sweet thang, but now that I'm back we don't ever need to be apart again. Expect to hear more from me.

	6% (23)	The ones with the bad art
	30% (108)	The ones with the bad writing
	7% (26)	The ones for dorks with too many hobbies
	16% (58)	The ones that you print out and rub on your nipples
	3% (13)	The ones with ScotchGuard
	22% (77)	The ones with heartwarming friendship
	12% (44)	The ones with animals

I have to go into hiding, there is no time to explain the details but I am NOT going to Las Vegas, there is no use in looking for me there.

Updates will continue in exile but do not expect to hear much from me in terms of email and IM and all that fancy computer-talkin'.

Also, I did this like a year or two ago. What's the point in innovating if you're just going to be ripped off by a bunch of rednecks? Where's my media coverage?